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[loungelizard]

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Hi there! You've reached the ansafone of Larry Laffer.
If this is a booty call, please hang up and try again until I pick up.
Otherwise, leave a message at the beep
and I'll get back to you as soon as possible!

Comments

[torsion]

Ha, no. Not at all! It's more the way you acted and what you said when I went in to kiss your cheek.
You didn't need to go into a spiel.
Although I didn't realize you were "checking" me out.
Can appreciate a firm boundary, but I wasn't talking about all that. Anyway, my only qualm is you gotta let me buy you a drink every now and then, too.
:)

[loungelizard]

Oh, THAT? Like I said, my policy is "don't do anything to me that you wouldn't want me to do to you." Just laying down the ground rules! If you keep it fair game, so will I.

Buying each other weirdly shaped steak and beer included.

[torsion]

Yeah, and I told you if you kissed me on the cheek it wouldn't be a big deal.
I always play fair, though. I can't believe you'd even consider I wouldn't! ;)
Alright.
I'll grill if you'll eat it.

1/3

[loungelizard]

Only if you're grilling it on that smokin' hot ass!

2/3

[loungelizard]

Just kidding!

3/3

[loungelizard]

But I really could go for a wood grill if you've got the equipment and enthusiasm.

I'll take it just about any way though, as long as it's medium.

[torsion]

I was gonna say that barely makes sense, but I get it now.
Hot like fire. Like a grill.

[ That's one way to ruin a joke! ]

Only got one of those sad little apartment charcoal ones.
Not sure how conducive a wood-burning one is to living in a place like mine.
But I wouldn't mind getting my hands on one...
Afraid if I make it medium rare you'll get sick?

[loungelizard]

[Ugh, Jill, you're killing him here...]

What? I just like my steak medium. Don't look so deep into it.

[torsion]

Heh. Well, I'll let you have it the way you want.
Beer OK?
I mean I have bourbon, too.
Either/or.

[loungelizard]

Ooh. Bourbon, especially if you've got some good ice.

[torsion]

Large, slow-melting cubes only.
Don't you worry about that, Larry.

[loungelizard]

You spoil me! ❤️

[torsion]

I take care of my friends.
So, when you available?
I don't mind late night if you don't, either.

[loungelizard]

Name it and I'll be there.

[She has a job. He...does not. Yet.]

[torsion]

An hour.

[loungelizard]

Your place?

[torsion]

Yeah, unless you'd prefer yours.

[loungelizard]

Nah. I like getting out of the house.

I'll be there in an hour.

[torsion]

Then I'll wait to start cooking.
Just text me when you get here. :)