Larry Laffer (
loungelizard) wrote2019-10-08 07:05 pm
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I'll take it just about any way though, as long as it's medium.
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Hot like fire. Like a grill.
[ That's one way to ruin a joke! ]
Only got one of those sad little apartment charcoal ones.
Not sure how conducive a wood-burning one is to living in a place like mine.
But I wouldn't mind getting my hands on one...
Afraid if I make it medium rare you'll get sick?
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What? I just like my steak medium. Don't look so deep into it.
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Beer OK?
I mean I have bourbon, too.
Either/or.
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Don't you worry about that, Larry.
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So, when you available?
I don't mind late night if you don't, either.
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[She has a job. He...does not. Yet.]
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I'll be there in an hour.
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Just text me when you get here. :)