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Larry Laffer ([personal profile] loungelizard) wrote2019-10-08 07:05 pm

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Hi there! You've reached the ansafone of Larry Laffer.
If this is a booty call, please hang up and try again until I pick up.
Otherwise, leave a message at the beep
and I'll get back to you as soon as possible!
torsion: (warm goodies.)

[personal profile] torsion 2019-12-05 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
I was gonna say that barely makes sense, but I get it now.
Hot like fire. Like a grill.


[ That's one way to ruin a joke! ]

Only got one of those sad little apartment charcoal ones.
Not sure how conducive a wood-burning one is to living in a place like mine.
But I wouldn't mind getting my hands on one...
Afraid if I make it medium rare you'll get sick?
torsion: (sole kick.)

[personal profile] torsion 2019-12-05 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Heh. Well, I'll let you have it the way you want.
Beer OK?
I mean I have bourbon, too.
Either/or.
torsion: (pic#13582034)

[personal profile] torsion 2019-12-05 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
Large, slow-melting cubes only.
Don't you worry about that, Larry.
torsion: (dork.)

[personal profile] torsion 2019-12-05 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I take care of my friends.
So, when you available?
I don't mind late night if you don't, either.
torsion: (stone cold stunner.)

[personal profile] torsion 2019-12-07 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, unless you'd prefer yours.
torsion: (pic#13582034)

[personal profile] torsion 2019-12-08 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
Then I'll wait to start cooking.
Just text me when you get here. :)