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Larry Laffer ([personal profile] loungelizard) wrote2019-10-08 07:05 pm

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[personal profile] meteorman 2019-12-16 09:07 am (UTC)(link)
[It's times like this that it becomes abundantly obvious that Ford's native genre is a cartoon, because the double-take he does is truly spectacular. It could only be improved by a canned sound effect, but sadly Gravity Falls wasn't that kind of show.

That's her? That can't be her. The last time he saw her she looked like she got chewed up and spat out by the Vegas Strip. Her wig looked like something had tried to make a nest in it and given up halfway through. That's her?

Wow. Suddenly he feels very under-dressed.]


Rue?

[He can't entirely keep the surprise out of his voice. If he were less taken aback, maybe.

What he can do is look at her hand for a long moment like he has no idea what she expects him to do with it. It takes his brain shuffling all the way past his precious few actual interactions with women and into the realm of fiction before he realizes what she's going for. Oh, a hand kiss, like in his fantasy epics. She's dressed the part for that anyway. Very Snow Queen.

He takes the offered hand and presses a light kiss to the back of it. If it leaves a little tingle on his lips, well, that's just the Chroma generation at work.]


I should have worn a nicer coat.

[At this juncture it's reasonable to wonder, just as one might have wondered the first time around, why Ford still doesn't recognize Larry. And the answer is that he's kind of stuck on all the rest of it. That hair alone would be distracting enough to completely hide the man underneath but combine that with the makeup and the outfit? A flawless disguise, particularly if Rue has figured out contouring. It's sort of like putting a lamp in front of a moth and expecting the moth to notice the color of the electrical cord plugging it into the wall.]
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[personal profile] meteorman 2019-12-29 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Ah. Shouldn't have said anything. He looks properly sheepish when he says:]

That would require me to have a nicer coat.

[It's not that he didn't pack one, either. This little destination vacation to get away from the bad weather in Lunatia isn't something he packed light for by choice, it's just that he owns precious little to begin with and never saw the point in buying a second coat. The one he has is fine. It's got all the pockets he needs. That and he's pretty sure if he were to try and buy a coat in Lunatia proper he wouldn't be able to get one without sequins or sparkles or some sort of plastic see-through ass window.

Anyway. He carefully extricates his hand from hers because boy is that already a lot of hand contact right off the bat for something that totally isn't a date and is instead just a friendly outing between two friendly friends who are in Nevei together. Frankly he feels accomplished for having plans at all, particularly with the unexpected trip factoring into things. He really is making progress here.]


I'll just make you look better by comparison.
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[personal profile] meteorman 2020-01-11 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Arm-in-arm is good. Fine. Kind of picturesque, in a 'I've seen this in movies but never done it in real life' sort of way. Ford finds he likes it.]

Oh, good. The rugged look I'm good at.

[It's his default state, after all. He's good at it because he doesn't have to try.

The carriage ride also feels a bit unreal. This whole situation does, which is why by the time they arrive at their destination Ford has firmly resolved to lean into it. In his many years of dealing with the surreal he's learned there's no point fighting it unless it's actively making itself a problem, and he'd personally classify this as the opposite of a problem. This is maybe the nicest night he's had in a long time.

He exits the carriage first and then holds out a hand to help her down, something he's fairly certain you're supposed to do.]
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[personal profile] meteorman 2020-01-13 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
[This is more intimate touching in one night than Ford has done in, like, a year? He is now strongly starting to suspect there's a possibility that this isn't a strictly friends sort of thing. Maybe it was the cheek kiss that gave it away. Or is that just a thing girls do? He knows so very little about what girls do in general. Whatever it is it's a good sign and he chooses to focus on that part of it.]

I'm glad that you didn't.

[Not a fan of cold weather, he assumes. The length of that skirt sure says so. Wow. That's not a winter skirt. He wrenches his eyes upward perhaps a little too late to not get noticed looking. If he hides the motion as part of shrugging off his own coat surely that will... probably not do anything to make it less obvious. But a man can try.]

The view is fantastic.

[He means the... like... outside. Through the windows. Not the legs and shoulders. Ahem.]
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[personal profile] meteorman 2020-01-13 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
['Leg man' is probably close enough to correct. The siren had an appropriately-fishy tail (it was very nice, very powerful). He never actually got to see what was under Jheselbraum's robes but she didn't move like a bipedal creature. But when it comes to all the female beings he's found attractive that have definitely had legs, the legs were a factor.

He's also realizing exactly how much of this she's planned and orchestrated. The carriage ride, the reservations, all of it. If this were a date that would have been his job and he's privately glad that it's probably not a date (???) so he doesn't have to feel sheepish about it. Instead he settles in on his side of the table. Would it be rude to comment on her improved utensil usage? He imagines so. But he does notice, and internally he's a little proud.]


I'm not exaggerating when I say this is the nicest dinner I've had recently.

[He really isn't. His eating habits leave a lot to be desired, and this food really is fantastic. There's something about the taste he can't place, and there's nothing he likes more than a truly new experience.]

It's always a gamble trying a new restaurant in a universe you're fairly new to. On multiple occasions I was served something still alive and wiggling. This is much less messy.