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Larry Laffer ([personal profile] loungelizard) wrote2019-10-08 07:05 pm

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[personal profile] meteorman 2020-01-13 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
['Leg man' is probably close enough to correct. The siren had an appropriately-fishy tail (it was very nice, very powerful). He never actually got to see what was under Jheselbraum's robes but she didn't move like a bipedal creature. But when it comes to all the female beings he's found attractive that have definitely had legs, the legs were a factor.

He's also realizing exactly how much of this she's planned and orchestrated. The carriage ride, the reservations, all of it. If this were a date that would have been his job and he's privately glad that it's probably not a date (???) so he doesn't have to feel sheepish about it. Instead he settles in on his side of the table. Would it be rude to comment on her improved utensil usage? He imagines so. But he does notice, and internally he's a little proud.]


I'm not exaggerating when I say this is the nicest dinner I've had recently.

[He really isn't. His eating habits leave a lot to be desired, and this food really is fantastic. There's something about the taste he can't place, and there's nothing he likes more than a truly new experience.]

It's always a gamble trying a new restaurant in a universe you're fairly new to. On multiple occasions I was served something still alive and wiggling. This is much less messy.