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[loungelizard]

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Hi there! You've reached the ansafone of Larry Laffer.
If this is a booty call, please hang up and try again until I pick up.
Otherwise, leave a message at the beep
and I'll get back to you as soon as possible!

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[riptidequeen]

[She considered all of her options, what friends she had made in this world, and came to the conclusion that Larry was the best choice.

Oh, what has the world come to? The message she'll send him is short and to the point.]

I need your help, Larry Laffer.

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[loungelizard]

How can I be of service, Lapis?

[riptidequeen]

I need some help with a purchase, of a certain kind, that can help me with the Iris problem.

[loungelizard]

You need Chroma?

[He knows damn well that she isn't want for much but this is where his brain immediately goes anyway.]

[riptidequeen]

[Oh Larry.]

No, I'm good for Chroma. I just don't know how to pick a...

Sex toy?

[She wrote it! It's out there, she can't take it back.]

1/2

[loungelizard]

Oh.

2/2

[loungelizard]

Oh!

So you decided to take my advice after all.

...But why do you need my help for it?

[riptidequeen]

[Sorry Larry, maybe later in the month.]

Because there are so many and I don't know anything about them and I don't think I could ask any of my other friends.

[Lapis might actually be IN a sex shop right this moment, so if her texts seem frantic well...]

[loungelizard]

Ah, I see. And you're absolutely right.

That's why I've started a collection of my own! Just so that whenever a sweet thing drops by, she'll have access to exactly what she wants.

So if you want to give some of them a test drive to see which one (heh) vibes with you...

[Yeah he transcribed his own giggling.]

[riptidequeen]

[Oh my god, Larry. Why.]

I don't think they let you test them here in the store, Larry.

[She is just going to ignore the implied offer of his.]

[loungelizard]

I'm not suggesting that you try them in the store.

[And he just doubles down.]

[riptidequeen]

[Hoo boy.]

Okay well... Could you help me pick out one for men? Since I can have either of the genitalia. And then maybe I'll come over for an uh... Test run.

[Just gonna casually drop that she can have a penis here.]

[loungelizard]

[You know, amongst all the other crazy stuff he's seen her do, it's mostly the idea that she'd choose to swap it out that takes him by surprise than the fact that she can do it at all. It takes him a minute or two to actually respond.]

So you just want a personal recommendation on that front, in that case?

[riptidequeen]

[Normally she chooses to have neither, it helps with the Iris Moon a little. The fact a response didn't come quickly was a bit of a surprise to her, all things considered.]

Sure, I guess? Although I think I'm bigger than you...

[loungelizard]

[What, she has one right now? Why have these last two weeks of his life been so full of dick?]

Most people are.

Thankfully most manufacturers try to make it "one size fits all".

Give me a sec.

[riptidequeen]

[Nah at the moment she's in default mode, so no dick here. Unless you mean being a dick as a person, then maybe.]

Hey you're good with it, at least?

And no rush, even if the clerk is giving me a funny look.

[loungelizard]

[He sends a picture of a wrapped "PENGA" egg in his hand.]

These are my current favorites. If you're lucky you can find them in a variety pack with all sorts of fun textures. Only drawback is that they're designed to be disposable, but if you don't stretch them too much and clean it out after, you can get a few uses out of them before they lose their spunk.

[riptidequeen]

[Her reply takes a few minutes to happen because she went looking for what is in the picture he sent her, and lucky for her she found the variety pack. So less her having to make a choice.]

Okay, they have them here. Thanks, Larry, for helping.

[She means it too, because who else was she going to go to with help with this? Not Gumshoe, that's for sure.]

[loungelizard]

Anytime, babe. Have fun torquing your new pipe.

And thanks for the vote of confidence.

[Arguably it's because he's good with everything else that makes it seem like he's good with his dick, but who cares to be that pedantic?]

[riptidequeen]

[Not Lapis, that's for sure.]

It's just for during the moons! I still need to find something for women's bits too.

And it's not a vote of anything, okay?

[loungelizard]

Am I detecting a bit of defensiveness in your writing? Lapis, it's fine. I'm the last person that would judge you for getting a little exploratory without blaming it on the moon.

[riptidequeen]

No, you're imagining things. It's just I'm not very good with text, why do you think I do everything over voice or video?

[Subject changing time? Subject changing time!]

[loungelizard]

Then why do you keep bringing up the moons?

[riptidequeen]

Because everything weird happens because of them.

[loungelizard]

Being horny isn't "weird". All I want to make sure is that you're having fun regardless of what's going on up above.