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<GiggleGrrl> - Morning, January 14th

[fantabulousandwich]

This is your OFFICIAL notification that the monster pinup calendar photoshoot has been delayed to January 18th, owing to blizzards, burning, alien flesh parasites, and death. Sorry for the short notice, but your friendly neighborhood organizers were trapped in a death hotel, so. Look, it happens, I don't know what to tell you.

In the meantime, this gives YOU more time to think about the shoot! As you're a... okay, real talk, we forgot to ask what kind of monster you are. REGARDLESS, your calendar month will be next March, with the theme of Jungle/Floral/maybe Cowboys??. You know your fellow monster, so you two have a ball coming up with something fun!

If you have any questions or concerns, or if you died and need to be excused, let us know.

- Harley Quinn

< LarryLaffer >

[loungelizard]

I'm a beaver! Er, I mean, a pooka.

Thanks. I could use the extra time to grow back some of this singed fur...however much four days buys me.