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December 25th

[epitaffio]

[This morning, a wrapped gift finds itself at Larry's doorstep. It is unsigned, but it contains an illustrated novella titled The Lament of the Maneater. There is undeniable artistic value in the cover art and the illustrations, no doubt, but it is still a story about a lonesome harpy with an aversion to human clothing and a proclivity for eating all the men who are charmed by her toplessness.

Doppio's decision to keep his gift anonymous was VERY deliberate.]