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<KrisKringle>

[getmeoutofthedraft]

Ho ho ho! Your secret Santa gift recipient for this year is pop.pop on the network.

Her real name is Beauregard, and yes, I said her. Easy mistake to make, hopefully avoided.

Please spend no more than 20 solars on a gift for Beau, and ensure she receives it on or before Christmas Day (December 25). If not, Santa Claus will come to your house and glare disappointedly through the windows until you cough up.

Merry Winter-Holiday-Of-Your-Choice!

< LarryLaffer >

[loungelizard]

Alrighty! I have her gift. Do you know where she lives? I haven't been able to comb the network for that info.

[...and boy did he comb it to find the right gift!]

I figured outright asking might ruin the surprise! :o)