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[terribibble]

That's just the issue, isn't it, I'm firmly a one squid sort of man and there's no way he can keep up.

[Like... he's not going to go too deep into Marco's situation, but the medication he takes doesn't exactly fill him with energy. Not to mention the high baseline stress he's under.

He also has not actually told Marco about this, for a stupid convoluted reason that basically shakes out to 'I don't want him to feel even more bad about not being able to deal with how unbelievably horny I am and I know he will'.]

I've been building things in the basement but that's not the same

[loungelizard]

of course it's not! you need release!

if you're adamant about your strict calamari diet, you'll have to invest in a wholesale bottle of lotion and a couple of rolls of toilet paper.

[terribibble]

I am. I mean I can't imagine who else would be interested and I'd have to ask his permission first even if someone was and it seems like a lot of hassle for something I'm not even sure I could go through with.

[He can objectively admit someone like Lust, say, is good to look at -- but he'd never consider making a pass at her. He's a married man.]

I've got the oil and a tarp down in the basement already, I'm not an animal.

I mean I am an animal but you get my meaning.

[loungelizard]

no, you're a monster. hehehe

[...how helpful.]

a tarp! you mean business! i should get one myself...hadn't thought about that before...

but i dunno, if you're not really feeling it in your heart, it might not be worth pursuing. you'll just feel guilty afterwards.

i also gotta set expectations, too: you're never going to do enough. you won't figure out something that will make the libido stop. the best you can get is a few minutes of respite. the best advice i can give is to...well...

i was miserable until i just accepted that this is how i am now. i wear it on my sleeve with pride. it hurts less than to pretend it's not there.

1/2

[terribibble]

That's what I was afraid you would say.

Not that I've been ignoring it exactly but I really did hope eventually I'd build something that would reliably quiet it down.

2/2

[terribibble]

I don't think I clarified that's what I've been building. In the basement. I have very much not been pretending it's not there. Just if Marco can't keep up with it I figured machines could, better? They don't get tired.

[loungelizard]

...

[loungelizard]

hehehe, oh, cuz, you're a mechanical engineer after my own heart!

any interest in taking feedback? another guinea pig? test-drive beaver?

on second thought...rodent jokes don't land the same now...

[terribibble]

[For a very long moment Fiddleford considers saying no, that it would be very strange to have a person who is not him lay eyes on the mess that his basement is at present. Then he really thinks about it and realizes that if anybody is capable of not making it weird it's Larry Laffer. Or at least, he won't make it bad-weird.]

Feedback would be good actually. I've been going on instinct design-wise but you have actual expertise. Upping efficiency might help even if it doesn't completely solve the problem.

[This is bonding, maybe.]